Monday, April 13, 2009

spring break

remember when MTV threw hella dumb spring break shows for spring break and your like WTF is this?! and you still watched it?..lolr how come they didnt do it this year?..

anyways....i must say..even if i didnt go any where this spring break and like every other spring break....i had the time of my life...i swear i hella did...first off i didnt have homework at all and second it felt like i didnt even have to work this whole week...so it started off on wednesday for vees birthday and tell me why i dropped her FIRST INITIATION cake ever!.
nice one tiffany(yennoe...the girl at kois)! lolr poooot...then thursday we went to DNBs for french fries and i guess to pregame?
lolr i dont g...then we went to saboratory!..hella fun that night...like hella...and skittles got her eagle on..lolr sick..and two drunk bebots fell b4 our eyes...it was classic..friday..hmm we didnt do much all we did was go to BJs our normal spot to eat cause its cheap and always open then saturday came along...and this is where the story begins..............


so were waiting for vee to call us cause yennoe she lost her phone and when we received the call we went to her house to go to some "BAR"..lolr turns out..it was some club...i dont G..it was hella weird and i fakken brought my big ass bag like i was bringing baon for everyone or something..lolr poot..so while vee, short and stace is getting drunk im over here watching all these weird ass people flowing and shit..omg it was weird but i had hella fun...thennnnnnn after stace finally went potty shorteey and vee calls up FABIAN..and this whole fucken time i thought hes throwing a telly..and vees talking to him in good ass spanish though..it was hella funny...so we get the directions and when we get there we climb up like 88 hills just to reach the door while we go in we try to find an elevator and when we push the botton some gay guys come and enter the same elevator and they wanna ask us if were hawaiian and as normal we just agree and this nigga wants to say "milikilikimaka" lolr pooooooot...so then why did we get out of the same floor and they go a diff direction then all of a sudden theyre following us...and im like "tignan mo sa lakood natin!!!!!!!!!!!!" lolrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr why the fuck were they going to the same room as us?!?!!??!?!?!?!?! so we knock on the door and fucken fabian n his cock friend wants to open the door with just their panty on!!!...so this whole time it was like some orgy gang party or some shit cause them guys were gay too or some shit...so all of a sudden fabians like who the fuck are you to them guys and im like wtf u dont know them?!?! and shorts over here asking hella questions and i fucken put it together that them GAY guys followed us since we parked our car on the street and i was like OH HEL NAH..i pushed vee to the side a bit and said "lets go" and we start running down the stairs ....and it was 6 flights of stairs!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! and we ran up the hill!..omg it was hella scary!!! but we laughed it all out and ate at ihops =] and after 40 days n 40 nights i finall got to eat meat...and ps..i fucken drove in frisco! wtffffff?!?! lolr


FMYLIFE of the day:
this jacket was originally bought by jaymee, then donated to me cause she got hella skinny, then i gave it to short cause i got all fat...well then again i was born fat...

the question is....WHERE THE FAK IS IT NOW?!?!?!?!?!




Friday, April 3, 2009

Stockton KALLIPORNIA

dear stockton,

why must you stink so daym much?..i was born in stockton but raised in the bay..kind'of....just fat my whole life..

POOT..

SHH ASTERISK

so im offish. on spring break and i remember like it was yesterday when i had my spring break last year...i have to admit it was hella fun...we ..aka party of 5...5 dollar foot long..oh shit i made that one up just now.......well me cardo vee jtakks and sometimes stacy...wait i think stacy went to san diggz last spring break too!...wtf...well we all played DS everyday all day even when we all had work...it was hella fun! and we'd be like...

"wait one more game and ill go"
or
"lets play brain age first!!!"

oh the days.....well this spring i have nothing planned but i basically have the whole year planned just to see T.W.T.A.....yes please!..

ok snore..im bored now

FMYLIFE of the day:
skittes: WTF TAYLOR SWIFT?!!!
me: quit hating hoe i love taylor dick
skittles: dont get me wrong..i like her too
me: FORREAL THOUGH, u want to do the hoe down throw down just cause shes country

LOLR fakken skittles ill steal ur lover and ruin ur 4 way date!
[ps thats how she really looks like]



Wednesday, April 1, 2009

DIE-T

Ever wonder why the word DIE is in DIET....like no kidding....thats how you feel when your constantly trying to be someone your not...but someone you want to be.. am i right? its like im in this cycle that keeps repeating itself.. i tend to do so well when im trying to lose weight..then all of a sudden my fatass wants to slurge for like 88 months and i gain like 5 to 10 pounds then thats when i have to go on a diet again...its like i can feel my stomach stretching when i know im gaining that 5 or 10 pounds.
its been 2 years and 5 months that ive been trying to lose weight and dont get me wrong...ive succeeded just a tad bit...my meat loaf..aka my triple chin has decreased to a double chin...my tire is almost known as a flat tire....
but then im not satisfied..im still fat and it just sucks being in this position..its like i try and try and i hate the process..i hate the wait..i hate not eating what i want to eat..
but i mean...some day..some how..itll all pay off...RIGHT?




FMYLIFE OF THE DAY:
stacy: april
me: yes?
stacy: guess whats on my mind
me: excuse me?
stacy: dick
me: youre sick
stacy: APRIL FOOOLSS!!

LOLR k bye